Revenge

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Revenge is an okay film if you can tolerate ridiculous things, including but not limited to the following:

Jen (Matilda Lutz) surviving being impaled on a tree.
Jen burning said tree – but not herself – in order get free.
Jen surviving the elements of the desert without food or water.
Jen running around in the desert barefoot.
Jen’s hair randomly changing color.
Jen’s transformation from party girl to Rambo.
Death from blood loss not being a thing.
The human body containing literally 100 gallons of blood.
Jen and Richard (Kevin Janssens) chasing each other around the house for literally 10 minutes.

At least the color palette, cinematography, and soundtrack were cool.

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