Wow. I really didn’t expect Slice to be this unapologetically boring.

I really enjoyed the first 20 minutes or so. The style was there, the music was there, the world was interesting and fresh and unique.

But Slice just couldn’t hold on.

This film is not funny. Not even kind of funny. Slice is like that friend you have who is always telling jokes that he thinks are hilarious, and everyone just smiles at him because they feel sorry for him. How could he have such a horrible sense of humor? Poor kid.

Attempt at humor aside, the script is just bad. It’s bland and poorly written and not even slightly interesting.

Even the plot of the movie is sleep-inducing. Witches, portal to hell, green ghostly storm… zzzzzzzzzzz.

I expected to like this a lot more than I did, and the potential was there… but unfortunately Slice is just a complete misfire.

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